task.

hey, before i forget (and leave for new york for nine days without my computer) i had two notable dreams this week.

1. family and i were in sweden for christmas and went to the supermarket with swedish sister caroline, trying to find all these foods and she would. not. help. us. refused to speak swedish and/or to translate anything for us. very telling. had this face like “what do you want, dumbass” the whole time. ugh.

2. had a dream that will arnett and amy poehler were driving me to this big comedy fesitval in swizterland, in their fancy sports car. they had gotten a babysitter for their kids but it turned out that amy actually had a kid my age from a previous marriage. anyway the whole drive to the festival i thought we were going skiing, but will kept driving WAY TOO FAST like, i closed my eyes and was like “so this is how i die, oh well, i guess it’s okay because if i die, then they die too and that’s a good way to get my name in the paper.” and also he was definitely driving the car but i was sitting to his left and amy was on his right, so he was kind of in the middle. it was a really tiny sports car and if i’d been lucid dreaming we would have had a threesome, but i wasn’t, so his leg was just pushing on mine. oh and i remember thinking, “i wish he was bill hader, he’s waaaaay funnier” so i guess if i’d been lucid dreaming it would have been bill and not will.oh and when we got to the fesitval it was just a big confusing hotel that we kept getting lost in the end.