- Guernica: What’s your writing process like?
- Gary Shteyngart: I work in bed. I wake up around 11:00 a.m., do a little writing, maybe some breakfast. Go to sleep. See my shrink, cry a little, have dinner with some friends, couple of drinks, go right back to sleep.
- It’s important to brush one’s teeth, that’s my only advice. That wakes you up a lot, and even if you’re just writing, your breath should be better than it was when you woke up. Sometimes the shower can wait a little bit. Depends on how fast you want to get to work.
Anonymous asked you: what is your 2nd favorite thing on the internet
if i ever fail to reblog this please assume im dead and notify the proper authorities
Le Lin Chin’s Oscar’s audition tape will make your day. Guaranteed.
This has made me so happy
Le Lin Chin is glorious.
She is basically everything I want to be
Lee Lin Perfect
Can we all agree that Carl Kasell’s grumpy face is the best part of OK Go’s Tiny Desk Concert?
Broadcasting legend Carl Kasell just announced that he’s retiring from Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me this spring and we’re still sure this GIF set is one for the books. We’re all gonna miss you, Carl!
Introducing new US Core Flavors: Peanut Butter Fudge, Salted Caramel, That’s My Jam, and Hazed & Confused. You’ve got some spooning to do.
this also made me cry something is HAPPENING!
I just remembered that most of the museums in London are free and I’m crying I’m so happy
"I lost my spooky juice can you find it?"
That spooky juice is no joke
today libby and I made the house punch of women space which is spooky juice. it is a delicious Martha Stewart recipe but with an ingredient swapped out with our secret ingredient to make it look spooky.
I look pretty spooked in this pic which makes sense re:spooky juice, etc
"I just spent so much time trying to hunt fuckin boars. I just hunted like a billion boars. I’m OVER IT."
- Sadie Padial
today has been great. we went to howard’s for the $5 weekday breakfast special (two eggs over medium, potatoes, burnt bacon and sour dough toast). then we wrote cover letters and applied to some part time low pressure things. now libby is playing her ukelele in the kitchen and i’m putting my hair in a ponytail and later we are going to make spooky juice.
oh my god
IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SHIRT
dear mom, please buy me this shirt; i will feel happier when i own it.